Maths Funnies April 2018

21st April 2018

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Professors Define a Kiss

In math: Two divided by nothing.

In physics: The contraction of the mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

In accounting: It’s a credit, because it is profitable when returned.

In economics: A thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.

In dentistry: It’s infectious and antiseptic.

Q: Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

A: He will stop at nothing to avoid them.

Mathematical pick-up lines:

1. Honey, you're sweeter than 3.14

2. I'm not trying to be obtuse, but you're acute girl.

3. You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

4. I'll love you from here to infinity

5. You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

6. I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you aren't with me.